The Fast Food Files

How much do you really love your fast food?

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HIGH or ON CRACK

Everyone who came in looks like they are HIGH or ON CRACK and ready to CHOW DOWN. Granted that we are in Oakland but let me remind you its a Friday at 1130am!! Hmm..  I guessed they party too hard yesterday night. 

I saved and just finished my second half of the burger. Augh, I think my button is about to POP. Mayo seeps out of the burger just like how my love handles overflows the top of my jeans… Ahhhh.. that feeling is so great .. isn’t it?? 

If you want to die, you should definitely come here. If someone does not kidnap you, all the mayo and fat will creep up to you soon enough.

from Martha T., Nation’s Giant Hamburgers & Great Pies - Oakland, CA

Filed under you saved half a fast food burger? you're about to pop from half a fucking burger? what are you? like 70 pounds? your weight makes me want to vomit out my past 6 months worth of meals nations

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#2

My order went something like this:

Me: “I’d like the #2 please.”

Cashier: *blank stare* “…what?”

Me: “I’d like the #2 combo meal.” *points at menu sign*

Cashier: *another blank stare* “…what?”

Me: *remove sunglasses* “I. Would. Like. The. #2. Combo. Meal. Up. There. The. Two. Piece. Chicken. Meal.

Cashier: “(inaudible) or spicy?”

Me: “Just normal is fine.”

Cashier: *blank stare* “(inaudible) or spicy?”

Me: “Normal. As in, not spicy.”

Cashier: “Okay…so you want what again?”

Me: *loud sigh and points at menu sign again* “THE #2 COMBO MEAL WITH THE TWO PIECES OF CHICKEN THAT ARE NOT SPICY!”

from Shea D., Popeyes - Brooklyn, NY

Filed under you wish what he had were on the menu it's pot. let's just call it potpeyes popeyes

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And Yet? 15 Check-ins

Big Mac and fries were cold, and the fries were stale. The “soda” was mostly a cup of ice, with some sod… and the cup was covered with it, so I had to spend a minute wiping it down in the store to avoid holding a sticky cup.

To be honest, I’ve never had this bad of an experience in any McDonalds I’ve been to.

Not that it’s the most impressive chain of fast food, but this particular restaurant takes the cake for failure.

Congratulations!

from Ian J., McDonald’s - Brooklyn, NY

Filed under mcdonalds

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LO F*ckin L

LO F*ckin L to Danny E. this guy below me says 15 minutes for a drive through at In n Out… Is this the only in n out you’ve been to? And talks about Ozone Layer and planting trees while waiting for beef? LO f*ckin L I pissed on myself from overhumor!!

Any f*ckin ways… this Location only goes up to 4x4’s. Couldn’t do an epic 6x6 with the lil nephews who goes to school right across the street. I’ve done an 8x8… my Indian friend bought it for me and himself… isn’t that a trip?

from Jimmy K., In-N-Out Burger - Rosemead, CA

Filed under sometimes...i...just no words in-n-out